the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

lmfao What a buncha’ bullshit.

This is like me saying, “I want a movie with a female lead but she dies early in the film and the rest of the movie is a dude getting blown for an hour and a half”

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way-upon-the-mountain:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

fuckin stoners

Hold the fucking phone…How?How did his little finger get removed?This is too casual. "Looks like mah pinky slipped off."No. No no no. What. The fuck. Happened?!

way-upon-the-mountain:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

fuckin stoners

Hold the fucking phone…

How?

How did his little finger get removed?

This is too casual.

"Looks like mah pinky slipped off."

No. No no no.

What.

The fuck.

Happened?!

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hell-over--me said: I'm sick and was wondering if you have any pictures of cute bats? Thanks :)

thecutestofthecute:

I hope you feel better soon!

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poflot:

         

poflot:

         

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The Gamecube is about to get a lot of my attention.

The Gamecube is about to get a lot of my attention.

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Can’t wait to get off these night shifts. Working alone is so boring that a political debate between a rock and a potato would be 100% more stimulating.

Can’t wait to get off these night shifts. Working alone is so boring that a political debate between a rock and a potato would be 100% more stimulating.

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azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

"Sassy Spoon"

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the-scaly-one:

phoenixregeneration:

There has been quite a bit of growing going on in the frog tank during the last 5 months!

damisays omg they’re so cute

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

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In case you ever feel dumb just remember… I made this post from my front porch where I’m waiting for my room-mate to show up because I managed to lock myself out of the house while dumping my cat’s litter box.

I’m trying to figure out how I pulled that off and all I’m managing to do is hum the tune to “Hooked on a Feeling” while I wait patiently.

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