minusworldgaming:

Hey, You…

You’re attractive. Bring some of that sexy action to our YouTube channel and Subscribe to us:

http://www.youtube.com/user/entertheminusworld

Seriously, you sessy thang you. Subscribe to my gaming channel.

We’ll love you and maybe even call you back.

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prettygirlsmakinguglyfaces:

zombiemoxie being a pretty princess

prettygirlsmakinguglyfaces:

zombiemoxie being a pretty princess

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The new Stormtrooper helmet looks like the rear of a Kia Soul.

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corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

(Source: 365daysofhorror, via whoreflakes)

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If Love Is A Battlefield, I’m A Tactical Master

tombstone-hero:

Got a girl coming over for a date. I checked the dimmer on my lights, made sure I had food to prepare her and drinks to mix for her. Then I made sure that I had rain scented candles strategically placed in my room where soft jazz is ever so subtly playing out of my iHome and a volume that’s almost so quiet you won’t catch it. And now for the final step… I take a shower and shave my pubes.

To my room mate who I just remembered follows me on here:

The small clump of hair in the bathroom garbage is from my arm pit. Don’t worry.

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If Love Is A Battlefield, I’m A Tactical Master

Got a girl coming over for a date. I checked the dimmer on my lights, made sure I had food to prepare her and drinks to mix for her. Then I made sure that I had rain scented candles strategically placed in my room where soft jazz is ever so subtly playing out of my iHome and a volume that’s almost so quiet you won’t catch it. And now for the final step… I take a shower and shave my pubes.

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lucillesballs:

science side of tumblr why won’t this ass quit

Centripetal force resulting in perpetual motion.

(via coven-queen)

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bowtiesntrainers said: /hey, i just saw your post about the australian girl who wasn't rape, but was kicked by a kangaroo. noticed you didn't place a source for the actual article, so i reblogged that and added the source, in case ppl don't believe you. I really hope ppl see that not everything they read is true and to always check fro sources.

Much appreciated, man. Thank you. So far I haven’t faced that accusation. If I ever make a post like that again, I’ll be sure to cite my sources.

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coven-queen said: Hey you!!!!!

Sorry my replies take a while. I always forget to check my Tumblr mail. But…

Hey back. How are you doin’?

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I need two

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I need two

(via eorg)

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minusworldgaming:

We’re stepping up our game and replaced cheap padding with cheap foam! 

Minus World launches on October 15th!

minusworldgaming:

We’re stepping up our game and replaced cheap padding with cheap foam!

Minus World launches on October 15th!

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minusworldgaming:

Surge! - The original Gamer Fuel

minusworldgaming:

Surge! - The original Gamer Fuel

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My girlfriend broke up with me in a text this week. It’s a first for me.

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